Baby and Pregnancy Tips

All too often, we as new parents have no idea what we’re doing. If you think about it, neither does a baby. It’s a brand new world for them and they’ve only had experience being a baby as long as you’ve had experience being a parent. Add on top of that, as parents you are dealing with a little person who can only communicate with one word — and that’s “Wah”. It’s like trying to communicate with someone who only says “dude.” It’s doable but you’re definitely going to struggle through it and be frustrated along the way.

That’s why I got excited when I found these extremely helpful tips for new parents. I knew there was hope for us new parents. These can be found in a book called Safe Baby Handling Tips that could be a great gift to a new parent that you know, or a great shower gift. I was reading these tips and just smacking myself on the forehead and saying more often than not “So, THAT’S how you do it!”

I think Alana will be a much happier baby since I’ve read this book. Check these out:

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Here’s a shout out to Erin and Tim who recently had a baby. And to Sara and Ben — who just had a baby yesterday. And Steve and Shannon who also had a baby last week. And Melody and Josh — who just had their second baby. Now with the tips above, you can get it right this time around. And finally Scott and Kristy, who just had a baby, but this is their fourth one — so they should be WRITING these tips.

Now for those friends of ours that are still pregnant, I have a few tips for you. You can find these tips and more in a book by the same people called Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips. Jeff and Jackie are going to be having their new baby soon. And Jennifer and Chris — also about to have their first (Chris will definitely need to read this post). Kyle and Heidi — those crazy kids who got pregnant again while their little son Avery is like what — 4 1/2 months old? One word that comes to mind with that — “masochistic.”

These tips are for you guys:

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Heidi - January 28, 2008 - 9:56 pm

Hahaha, that was great. I had seen the baby tips before, but not the pregnancy tips. And, Avery was almost 7 months, thankyouverymuch! :)

pix - January 28, 2008 - 11:14 pm

Ha. ha. seriously. that was awesome. i knew that we were all doing something wrong at christmas. man, those tips might be the right way…but they sure are more dificult.

Steph - January 29, 2008 - 8:51 am

ok, that is the funniest thing I have seen in ages!!!

Jamie Weiss - January 29, 2008 - 11:31 am

Oh my gosh, Heather… that is so funny!!!! Sad thing is, there are probably people out there who could use some of those tips! You know here in TN, a little moonshine is the preferred method to calm you baby!!!! : )

Tony - January 29, 2008 - 12:10 pm

Needed the laugh. Thanks
Tony

Paola Luciano - January 29, 2008 - 12:18 pm

I am a new reader of your blog. Alana it’s so beautiful!! This post it’s so funny that I will share it with my friends. Paola

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